I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
i am too gay and beautiful to do math
We grew up in the golden age of rock and roll.
No flag, no country!
no but seriously guys this is the history of the british empire in a nutshell
"let’s go record shopping"
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella
I bet my ass that when Obama was a teenager and getting higher than a kite he was listening to classic rock like the Beatles and Bob Dylan thinking “wow man, they’re deep,” well guess what
dreams do come true Mr. President
I wanna fuck on it